It’s already Easter everyone

Is it me or every holidays is just an excuse to overeat? I don’t think Jesus’ point was to make all of us obese… but it’s not the only time I don’t listen to him (oopsy missed some Bible reading at school) so let it go and eat as much chocolate as you want Dibald’s never been a big fan of chocolate, but he loooves the treasure hunt and every childish thing the Easter bunny brings along. Little, we used to do boiled egg duels with my brother and cousins at our grand-ma’s house: the first egg to break lost the game. It was a funny yet passive aggressive way to celebrate Easter (let’s just say some participants weren’t very fair play…). But I have great memories of it and now that I’m a “grown up”, I’ve realized that all this fun stuff to do is only made for kids. We used to hunt for chocolates during Easter, it was the greatest reward ever . Even if it took time, we were sure to find those damn chocolates, and if not, the Easter bunny would come to help us. Eating the last piece of shokobons out of the bag , I couldn’t help but wonder: why hasn’t the treasure hunt evolved with us? Aren’t we all still looking for delicious treasures now? Chocolate is nice, but wouldn’t a job or a nice appartment with a terrace be nicer? Where is this fucking bunny when you truly need him?

Dear Easter Bunny, if you read me, please hide a big fat check instead of a big bag of chocolate in my yard. Instead of making me fat, enrich my bank account. I didn’t wear you for nothing for Christ’s sake…

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.