Every outfit has a little story, but not only… my body too

You’ve seen them too, right? All those bodies showed off to get tons of likes and fans look so generic now. Almost everyone does it, as if this is the only way to attract people. They don’t mind looking naked here but don’t you dare look at them on the beach (fake prude alert) As I strolled down my feed and saw all those people just channelling a towel or a blanket, I wondered: does Instagram stand in another dimension where all our beliefs are flushed down the toilets? You know, kinda like airports where eating junk food in your jogging at 6am is considered appropriate (and freakin’ good) but unthinkable in everyday life. So why such nudity? Has everyone become nudist during the last solar eclipse or am I paranoid? If so, are they looking for more than the eternal virtual validation, like getting into the porn industry or something? I thought Instagram was a platform to share your ideas and inspirations, not your sexual organ. Unless it’s your job, then RESPECT. So please, next time you feel the need to send nudes, just switch to Tinder or Grindr. And to all who get these lovely undesired intimate pictures, swipe left like my gal @swipegauche

In the end, I may be the narrow-minded guy here. Maybe my neighbours would like me more if they saw more of me… (don’t think so after those 4 packs of Haagen Dahz ). But if you like this picture, you might see more than my right shoulder (just sayin’) Less is more has never been so true..

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.