Looking as sharp as a shark!

On top of the stairs, Jack made me feel like Queen Elizabeth II: important, but useless… Am I the only one believing that? Don’t get me wrong, Queen E looks lovely with her diamond tiara, but isn’t it a little bit old-fashioned, having a kingdom rule a country? Oops, let’s not forget about Canada, India and Australia who must feel so bonded to her (they’re so far away who cares). But why do Britons love her so much? Is it for her sense of style or do they simply need someone to look up to? And what about this obsession for the Royal Family: their marriage, outfits and children are put under the spotlight and admired for no apparent reason. Hell, even baby Charlotte has more magazine covers than Dibald’. Centuries ago, civilisations fought to destroy this system, but now, it seems people demand it more than anything. Queen E, Queen B, the Kardashian,(the Real Royal Family), they rule the world, and they’re admired while walking on red carpets with gold and couture gowns. Funny how the British must criticize the K klan all the time (who doesn’t), but they actually do the same thing with their Royal Family (okay no sex tape involved in their kingdom but who knows). Today, almost every girl want to look like Kim and have her big butt, but does this mean every little Bitish girl wanna look like Queen E too? I can’t really say which one makes the best role model (never had an opinion in my whole life). The US and the UK have never been so on the same level…

Just like bad habits shouldn’t be kept because they’re simply habits, every tradition shouldn’t be perpetuated either. Moveover Queen E, Dibald’ is on his way to the throne (and it ain’t for pooping) .

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.