Hi Ken ! Wanna go for a ride ?

Meet me in my all American look to blend in the crowd. First time on the East coast beaches, and I can tell you how being in the real America feels like. Because, you know, New-York isn’t really America (or is it ? I’m bad at geography). Nothing’s better than a bright outfit to match with the summer sun. As I was more than excited to channel my craziest outfits in New-York (hellooo fashion capital), trying to look edgy elsewhere turned out to be less successful. Among the real American crowd full of Burger Kings and Republican Queens, you could feel judgment swing in the air. Hello critical looks, bye bye style. Too bad since I thought my pop-corn necklace would cheer them up. Life in plastic isn’t that fantastic after all. Yet, my inner-Barbie instinct got me thinking : what’s bothering them so much ? Could my pink pants put them in a dark mood ? Impossible. In today’s society in which every social issue has an hashtag, how come a color provoke such infatuation. Is it that big of a deal for a man to wear pink when sexual harrassment stories pop-up from everywhere like pop-corn ? Don’t think so. The Bible may have imposed its standards but never said anything about colors. So next time you feel the need to criticize my tastes, open your Bible first please. Then we can talk (or not since I never read it).

We tell women they can wear blue, why can’t men wear pink ? The sad thing is, even if you forget it people will always remind you your difference. So to give them no time to lose, just shove it to their faces. Blonde or not.

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.