Remember when I told you passive smoking exists for clothes? Well, it seems apparel can suffer from drinking problems too, and this shirt is the living-proof of this theory

It may not be obvious here, but there is a really big alcohol stain on my right sleeve (zoom a little). I mostly wear skinny clothes but sometimes I love obese-sized clothing too (it’s called the extreme syndrom ). I found this lovely blue shirt for 10€ six years ago now. With its size XL and its odd pocket on the chest, I feel like a painter wearing it . And just like a painter stains his clothes while creating art, I stained mine while doing nothing Last year, my birthday party. DJ Dibald’ was on the turntables. The music was loud, people were drinkin’, dancin’ and movin’ (I swear the floor was shakin’). After drinking too many of this transparent potato based Russian alcohol, I decided to pour me a nice glass of red wine . I turned 23 years OLD so it was time to change my type of drinks . Sadly in an event of pure joy, I spilled this red wine on my right sleeve (not drunk at a-l-l ). My friend Habz advised me to cover it with salt (granny’s secret) and leave it many minutes. Impatient as I am, I left it 35 seconds and washed my sleeve with water, when my other friend Julie told me red wine would disappear if I spilled white wine on it. I’m sure you meant right Julie, but it didn’t work out… Was she so jealous of my shirt that she tricked me into doing this to ruin it? Who knows, but I can’t tell you how much I whined after this birthday…

Moral of the story: never trust your friends’ cocktails

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.