Do you believe in reincarnation?

I do, but only if I turn into a cat living the fast life of a rich family in Beverly Hills. And when I first met this furry sweater, I couldn’t help but picture myself in this daydream. Were Buddhists onto something? I’m not that much of a religious person, but I swear heaven has something to do with this… I bought it after seeing a friend wear it at one of our weekly wine sessions. I couldn’t take my eyes off it, so I ran up to Zara the next day to buy it. I was so afraid to miss it since they’re known for putting clothes on stand for short periods of time, producing a feeling of exclusivity and excitement (aren’t they clever). Excited I was, so much it made me climb a tree, which was no cake wearing those woolly sandals (hi I’m a fur-aholic). What I wouldn’t do for the love of clothes… Did I mention it’s Zara Woman? Oops now you know

Sadly quidditch is not one of my hobby, but hunting down clothes like a cat pursuing a mouse, indeed it is

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.