Oops sounds like I’m late again. Saint-Patrick was almost a month ago, and only now I dare to wear green.

Breaking the rules (and the law) is what Dibald’ always taught me. No one needs a holiday to tell you what to wear, am I right giiiirlz Franklin the Turtle would be so proud! Nothing’s better than a green turtleneck to revive its spirit. Slow and steady, that’s the way it goes to win the race of style (but be fast if you go shopping the first day of sale) In psychology, green is the colour of hope (do you approve @queenchoupette ?). But in some cultures, it also embodies envy. If you give it second thoughts, one goes with the other. In a positive way (otherwise you suck ), if you envy someone (let’s say Dibald’), it means you madly hope to be like him (who doesn’t). In that case, I feel sympathy for you. Because no matter what you do or buy, it’s going to take you a long time (and many surgeries) to look like Dibald’. Just like they say, Rome wasn’t built in a day…

So stop spending time watching others and focus on yourself (but keep envying Dibald’, he’s a freakin’ attention bitch)

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.