Have you ever seen anyone that happy in a supermarket?

Not even sales can make someone wear such a banana on his face (unless it’s buy one get two, wouhouu). And even if I love cooking and therefore eating, none of this is behind my child-on-Christmas-day smile Then what? Am I just so happy to run my errands, like it’s my only outdoor activity of the week? Am I a desperate housewife? (if so, Gaby please) Detective wanted here… all you seem to understand in this picture is an attempt of my Mickey Mouse propaganda, but don’t just stop there. See it? It’s written “Shanghai” below. Oh and I’m standing in an Asian supermarket, what a coincidence! Sorry for the disappointment but this is not some big fat racist joke, visiting this store actually made me feel nostalgic for a moment, hence my teeth showing… Simple top, big meaning. After letting all my relatives know about my Shanghai adventure last last summer (2016 in case you’re bad at maths), my genitors went maaad (I went there for work, long story bla bla bla). I believe this feud to be our most intense as I’ve never went through any crisis in my teenage years (but I can’t wait for the midlife thing hihi). Anyway, few days after our dispute I came back home and found this lovely t-shirt on my bed. My mother always knew about my big love for Mickey , but with “Shanghai” written on it, this top was the best gift she could ever give me. Not only it meant she was okay with me going to China for months, but Mickey too! Can you believe that?

So next time a movie star approves one of your project and types it on clothes, let me know losers. And please, keep your jealousy for yourself

Mickey approved

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.