If you’re always looking for life-challenging experiences, then write down Como in your to-do list immediately. Now. 

Since Italy is famous for its delicious cuisine and sweet weather, you all must think visiting the boot-shaped country should be as easy and comforting as eating pasta alla norma (my favorite). As Napoli, Roma and Firenze always disputed the title of Miss Italy (without forgetting the sinking Venezia), no one seized the wonders of Como and its big fat lake. No one, except George Clooney who had a big fat villa built over the lake. Hot and tasty it is, just like my coffee. ☕️

Besides George, Como will offer you the drama needed to survive the eternal possible boredom of too much vacation (poor me). But before going there, one question still remains: can you drive? Okay, but can you REALLY drive? I’m not questioning your driving abilities nor my friends’ (oops) but you’re going to need a big fat pair of cojones to visit the place and its surrenders by car. Long looooong valleys and wild Italian drivers will test your patience. To survive the journey, no diplomacy needed. Yes driving will be hard but the lake can be so tender with you, considering what you’re doing in it. Don’t underestimate the quiet water while in kayak, just sayin’. And if you have plans in mind, don’t treat the nasty weather like your former hookup, i.e. forget it. Because the clouds like to play with you here and they always win. So don’t you dare forget about them or you’ll get wet (and not in the good way). 🤷🏻‍♂️

In the end, all those shits happening made it much sunnier than it could actually be. In life, they say the sun comes always after the storm… I’m still waiting for it but I keep hope for the trattoria on our way. And in the meantime, there’s still George. What else? 🤵🏻

Jordan

Easy-going 27 year-old bitch.